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Michael Jackson must be handed British nationality

By George Tyndale on Nov 27, 08 12:09 PM

What a tragedy Michael Jackson did not make it to Britain to contest the High Court action brought against him by Sheik Abdullah Bin Hamad Bin Isa Al-Khalifa.

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The second son of the King of Bahrain claimed that the King of Cosmetic Surgery owed him £4.6 million.

Sadly, the action was settled out of court.

Which means that Mr Jackson avoided the need to drop in just when we needed him most.

After all, this is a man who doesn't just get through the odd four million in the space of a couple of years. It is now reckoned that this total spending as an adult - he's now 50 - has reached a billion dollars.

His prodigious ability to get rid of cash means that the proceeds from the Beatles back catalogue, which he owns, disappears without trace every year. And that alone amounts to £35 million.

A deal involving music rights in 1995 brought him £62 million in cash. That's gone as well.

And then there's the little question of the £166 million loan from the Bank of America.

But then this is a man who knows how to spend. When he lavished £17 million on the Neverland Ranch he not only paid the lawyer handling the deal his eye-watering bill but threw in a Rolls Royce as a present.

The Re-Shaped One is able, we are told, to dispose of £100,000 in one visit to a shop. A recent purchase of face cream involved £41,000. Even if we accept that this is a man who really has a need for a lot of face cream this is still cash disposal of mind-boggling proportions.

And that's just what we need.

Chancellor Alastair Darling's lunatic "recovery" plan for this economically crippled country depends entirely on spending. And since his chosen strategy involves a cut in VAT which will lop around a fiver off the price of a fridge and 79p off an electric kettle we need help big-time.

We need a man who won't just rush out and buy one kettle. We need a spender who will buy them by the dozen.

We need Michael Jackson. And if we can't lure him here to appear before a court then maybe, as the rest of the family have bought a place in Devon, we should invite him to take up residency anyway.

A few months ago this might have been sheer lunacy. But now we all live in Neverland. And given our Government's utterly wacko plan for financial recovery it might turn out to be our last real hope.

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