When Birmingham ruled the world - according to Mark Wright

I've already said why Mark Wright must not win I'm A Celebrity.

Last night he confirmed what a complete idiot he is. His attempts to chat up Emily 'who the hell are you? Seriously, you're even less famous than Jessica-Jane' Scott are only marginally less cringe-making than Pat Sharp's lechery.

But it's his stupidity which seals the deal. Last night he told us, with great conviction, that Birmingham used to be the capital of England. Which it probably should have been, but never was.

Then he said that the Battle of Hastings took place in 1880. I despair.

Meanwhile, I'm getting worried about the others bullying timid Lorraine. She's one of my favourites, I just wish she would turn and give them all what for!