Another dud Saturday night show

I may be wrong - though I suspect I'm not - but Sing If You Can sounds like the worst programme to hit Saturday night telly since Graham Norton's Totally Saturday. Or The Whole 19 Yards. Or Tonight's The Night. Or even Phillip Schofield's It's Now Or Never, pulled after just one show.

Starting on April 16 on ITV1, it's a 'wacky' game show in which 'celebs' try to sing while not being put off by hilarious distractions like an erupting volcano or their chest being waxed.

For a start, it's presented by Keith Lemon, who I can't stand. And we're told that "some of the country's most popular TV and music stars will appear on the show".

So I'm expecting the likes of Take That, JLS, Paul O'Grady and Davina McCall to appear then, right?

Wrong. The Z listers assembled to make fools of themselves for money include Chesney Hawkes, Ray Quinn, Lisa Maxwell, Jonathan Ansell, Sinitta, Ricky Groves and Faye Tozer. Oh dear.

It should be renamed Watch if You Can. I'll set myself the challenge of watching for 10 minutes but then I fear I'll be forced to turn off.