Big fish, little fish. Apprentice gold

It has to be one of the best lines spoken on telly all year.

"You're not a big fish. You're not even a fish."

Well done Claude for seeing through Stuart Baggs and his nonsensical hot air on The Apprentice.

But the highlight of a brilliant episode was his dramatic firing.

Lord Sugar seemed genuinely angry, with himself as much as Stuart, as he admitted how annoyed he was for letting him get this far in the competition - and saving him over Liz. Well, I did tell you that, Suralan.....

But I didn't expect him to spit out "You're full of sh*t, now clear off." Wow!

Perhaps now Stuart will change his nickname from The Brand ('you're not a brand' said Claude, cuttingly) to The Blagger. Though I doubt it. He was as cocky as ever during his post-firing taxi ride, claiming it wasn't his fault, it was everyone else's for not 'getting' him.

He whined: "It's entirely unfair and I think maybe everyone has had a complete lack of understanding about what I'm really about."

It was amazing you got so far in the competition, Stuart, but thank you for entertaining us for so long. You were an idiot, but you were TV gold.

And well done to Joanna, who can indeed leave with her head held high. It was really quite emotional.

Now i want Stella to win. Her determination is remarkable, having risen to the top with no qualifications. As she said: "I can make things happen. I made my life happen."

You go, girl!

Chris has his talents, but I can't bear that monotone posh voice of his, or his insistence on going on about how many As he got in his A levels.

I thought we all stopped comparing exam results after the first week at university.