Working for Michael Winner could be Britain's worst job

Surely one of the worst jobs in Britain has to be assistant to Michael Winner.

Dinah has my sympathy, though I'd have thought almost any other job - working in McDonalds, sweeping the streets - is infinitely preferable to looking after this temperamental snob.

Not only is she constantly shouted at, but she has to wash his hair in beer. Uggh!

She's forced to run behind him pulling a shopping trolley. Just what's in this mysterious, old-fashioned receptacle?

We discovered this on the new ITV1 series Michael Winner's Dining Stars. He ventured to the North, where people are "incapable of cooking" and provide food that's "absolutely pathetic". Just say what you really think, Michael.

He had his host Justine in tears before he'd even tasted a mouthful.

Then, when told she'd lost 10 stone in a year, he said "you must have been enormous!". Lovely. No wonder she said "He's a charmer, isn't he?".

Actually Michael did show a nicer side, by giving her an award despite hating her food, just because she has two ill children. How patronising.