X Factor will be less fun without Jedward

I hate to say this, but I'll rather miss John and Edward on The X Factor.

What will I have to write about now? Saturday nights will be so much duller without their mad performances.

They shouldn't have won but I'm with Louis - they should have stayed in the competition at least while dull Lloyd was still there.

Their final song proved they really can't sing, though. And of course, given a choice between Jedward and Olly, it was only right to keep Olly - I'm amazed he was in the bottom two. The voting really is impossible to predict.

This weekend's X Factor shows were a bit weird all round. Susan Boyle doesn't look any saner, Mariah Carey's shrieking is just laughable, and what's the point of having a George Michael night unless the man himself is going to turn up or at least mentor the kids? Poor show, Simon, poor show.