Kim to win I'm A Celebrity!

For a moment, I thought I was still watching Strictly Come Dancing.

"All right, my loves!" is Bruce Forsyth's catchphrase, but now we're hearing it in the jungle of I'm A Celebrity.

It's coming out of the mouth of the fabulous Kim Woodburn, who is my favourite to win. She and George Hamilton have to be in the final - the oldies are definitely the goodies this year.

She was brilliant during the eating trial, gamely wolfing down everything put in front of her.

Her opponent, of course, was Katie Price, who's been voted for every trial. Did she really think that wouldn't happen? Doesn't she realise how much people dislike her?

"What did I do to deserve eating arse?" she said. Don't get me started.

The more she complains and says it's 'out of order', the more we're going to reach for the phone to make her do the next trial.

I do wish rude Joe Bugner would have to do something horrid though.