Dead cat on Dannii Minogue's head

Some questions which occurred to me while watching telly over the weekend.

Firstly, what on earth was on Dannii Minogue's head last night? The crimped mess looked like a dead cat. And just when she'd been winning us over with great hairstyles and jokes about hair-dos - I loved her quick X Factor comeback about Rachel trying to copy Simon's barnet but not having enough hairspray.

I thought Dannii was great on Piers Morgan's show, revealing a warm and witty side. So let's not see that horrible hair again, eh? (And while we're at it, Craig Revel Horwood could do with a trim too).

Another question I posed to myself was 'Why did Bruce Jones bother to go on Celebrity Come Dine Wtih Me?' Fussy eater doesn't even cover it. It emerged he doesn't like fish, sauces, green beans, cream, puddings, leeks, raisins or sultanas....and he got into a real lather while trying to cook.

Still, it was a great show, thanks to Yvette Fielding's barminess and Roy Walker's efforts to chat up Natasha Hamilton and show off by doing press-ups.

Finally, why hasn't The Thick Of It got a better slot than late on a Saturday night? This show is comedy genius. I can't repeat most of Peter Capaldi's lines, but I did like "I'm all ears, I'm Andrew Marr here." He said it with more swear words, obviously.