Strictly vs X Factor....fight!

Well, I like Strictly Come Dancing, and I like The X Factor. Which is better? There's only one way to find out....FIGHT!

How appropriate that the live Saturday night shows battle between BBC1 and ITV1 should kick off on the same night as Harry Hill returned to our screens (best line: Colonel Gaddafi in the cafe).

I'd love to see Simon Cowell take on Craig Revel Horwood in a fight, though I reckon it would be quite a girly one as neither wants to get hit in the face.

Personally, I reckon The X Factor won last night's battle, putting on a more entertaining show. I'm getting tired of hopeless Joe Calzaghe still being put through at the expense of people who really can dance. Stop voting for him!

The X Factor had rows, drama, terrible fashion, Robbie Williams being sweet and helpful and Danyl knocking over a microphone stand. Rock 'n' roll!

I agreed with Cheryl over the horrible outfits of former strippers Kandy Rain, though she couldn't really talk as she appeared to be wearing a lampshade.

They were all pretty good, but I won't miss Rikki or Lloyd if they get voted off. Reckon girls will vote for Lloyd, though.

The twins - or 'vile little creatures' as Simon called them - were a bit rubbish and deluded if they don't think they're cocky, but I'm happy to keep them in just to annoy Simon.

Stacey is still my favourite to win.