All I want for Christmas is Simples

I have a new celebrity crush. Don't worry Johnny, I still love you, but the latest object of my affections is one Aleksandr Orlov.

Can't place the name? Probably not, but you'll recognise the face. And his Simples catchphrase and cute squeak.

He has fabulous fashion sense, single-handedly bringing back the sophististicated lounging look with his smart smoking jacket and cravat.

As the founder of Compare The Meerkat, Aleksandr even has his own Facebook page.

Also go here to find out more about him.

I love his latest advert, in which he appears in his jacuzzi.

The top of my Christmas list now is a talking Aleksandr, only £19.95. I'm queuing at Harrods as I write this on my computamabob.