Big mistake, Sir Alan, huge!

NOOOoooooooooo! Right, Suralan, we need to talk. We're beginning to take this personally.

Do you have a downer on Midlanders? Why won't you recruit one as your apprentice?

You should have gone for Wolverhampton's Ruth Badger a few years ago and blew that chance.
Now tonight you passed up the opportunity to employ Cannock's own Pretty Woman, Kate Walsh. Big mistake. Huge!

It was a genuinely tense boardroom and I really didn't know which way it was going to go. I had a feeling Suralan was always going to go for Yasmina, even though Kate has clearly performed better.

Her chocolates were much nicer. I knew Yasmina knew nothing about the subject when she said white chocolate was her favourite, a sure sign of a pretender who likes childish chocolate like Milky Bars.

Yasmina was also, once again, a huge fibber. "Everyone has given us positive feedback," she said of her Cocoa Electric chocs. What, even the people who spat them out in disgust?

Ben was still harping on with his tacky sex sells projects, while Philip showed he can dance as well as sing. But they were, after all, taking advice from a bloke who still thought Pantsman was a great idea.

Almost as bad as Kate not winning was the bombshell that Margaret is leaving. At least Nick, my favourite, will return next series.

So a disappointing evening, but never mind Kate, Yasmina has to now work with digital signage, which sounds really dull.