What's wrong with Midlanders, Sir Alan?

THREE down, only two to go....Suralan has really got it in for the Midland candidates in The Apprentice, hasn't he?

It was a travesty that curly-haired, bubbly Paula Jones from Walsall was sacked tonight.

True, she made a rather huge mistake with her sums, but I liked her. Unlike awful Ben "I won a scholarship to Sandhurst but didn't go", who's a bullying thug.

As for Noorul, he's just hopeless.

Now our regional hopes lie with Derby's Howard and Kate from Staffordshire. Let's hope Suralan doesn't get rid of one of them next week, otherwise we'll start to take it personally.