Gunfire in the boardroom? The Apprentice goes to war!

NOORUL is hopeless, so I'm not surprised he was fired on tonight's Apprentice, but Ben should have gone for being so annoying.

I wish he would just SHUT UP about his blasted Sandhurst scholarship, which he never even took up.

He waffled on about working best under pressure, under "heavy gunfire and explosions going off around me".

Gosh, how bad did he think the boardroom battle was going to be? And since when has he come under heavy gunfire, anyway?

Suralan was on top form, especially standing up for Nick when Debra was so rude to him.

"I cannot put up with someone with a mouth like yours," he told her.

A bit harsh, though, she only needed some balm for those cracked lips.