Congratulations on your lovely pair of globes, Kate - shame your speech was such a disaster

Oh Kate Winslet, I used to like you. And I still reckon you're a great actress, but did you have to make quite such a fool of yourself at the Golden Globes? You made Gwyneth Paltrow look together.

It must have crossed your mind that you might win Best Actress, even after waiting so long for a major award and failing to fulfill five Oscar nominations.

So you must have had an idea in your head what you were going to say. Standing there hyperventilating in the most theatrical fashion possible and repeating the word "gather" was really not the best move.

Neither was forgetting the names of your fellow nominees. Meryl, Anne, Kristin and "oh God, who's the other one?". That would be Angelina Jolie, only probably the world's most famous woman.

Your poor husband must have been delighted that you chose to thank Leonardo DiCaprio first, in such OTT style, before mentioning Sam Mendes as an afterthought.

Still, you looked nice, which is more than can be said for Maggie Gyllenhaal. What was she thinking?