Rex v Ramsay, a fight I'd pay to see

REX and Nicole's relationship in Big Brother is beginning to scare me.

At first they were just annoying, with their constant rows over the smallest things.

But now it's becoming clear just how unhealthy it is.

It was bad enough when Rex complained to his Princess that she'd only ever run him a bath once - what horrors! Most women are happy if their men remember to put the toilet seat down, let alone think of other bathroom activities.

He's also the most paranoid, jealous man ever to appear on Big Brother, reading deeper meanings into everything Nicole says. She couldn't even say she was sorry Stuart got evicted without Rex thinking that was proof she fancied him.

But it was the last straw when he told Nicole exactly what to wear one day, right down to the knickers.

This weird, selfish couple are perfect for each other. Let's hope they stay together so they don't spoil someone else's relationship.

What a shame Rex is the Head of House so he's immune from eviction. Hearing the boos of the crowd might bring him down a peg or two, though I doubt anything can really puncture that swollen head of his.

Except, maybe, locking him in a kitchen with another, even more arrogant, chef. Let's set Gordon Ramsay or Marco Pierre White on him and see if they can reduce him to tears!