Beware handymen

By Dale Martin on Feb 1, 09 11:10 PM

A wealthy man came home from a gambling trip and told his wife he'd lost their entire fortune and they'd have to drastically alter their lifestyle.

"If you'll just learn to cook," he said, "we can fire the chef."

"Okay," she said. "And if you learn how to make love, we can fire the gardener."

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