Have you found Jesus, my son?

A drunk is making his way home, and crossing the bridge over the river when he hears voices below.

He looks over the parapet and a minister is baptising people in the water below.

"Have you found Jesus, my son?" calls the Minister.

"No," says the drunk, and staggers down to see what's going on.

The Minister entices him into the water, and dunks his head under.

"Have you found Jesus, my son?" he asks.

The drunk mumbles that no, not really, he hasn't.

The Minister dunks the drunk once more.

"Have you found Jesus, my son?" he asks again.

"No," says the drunk. "Are you sure this is where he fell in?"