Gym'll fix it - at a stretch
I phoned the local gym and I asked if they could teach me how to do the splits.
"How flexible are you?" asked trainer.
"I can't make Tuesdays or Thursdays," I replied.
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Dale Martin - Staff photographer and self-styled funnyman
What you doing on Tuesday and Thursday that's so important?
He visits me on Tuesdays xxx
....and me on Thursdays.....;-)
He is such a hunk. I hope he can fit me in sometime!
I really love a man with a sense of humour, it's a real turn on!!!
I think you're hot too. Do you visit Scotland often? xx Benjy
If you come to see Benjy, come and see me too. Perhaps we could have a threesome?