June 2008 Archives

I met this bloke with a didgeridoo - and he was playing Dancing
Queen on it.

I thought: "Hell, that's Abba-riginal."

Heard the one about ...

Each day I'll be bringing you jokes so bad they wouldn't even put them in Christmas crackers!

They'll have you rolling in the aisles, with tears in your eyes.

(Well, if you just happen to have fallen ill while reading them, at any rate)

Tell your mates down the pub, or your pals at the hairdresser's.

Better still, tell me! Send your worst jokes to me and I'll let the world share them.

I must be 'aving a laugh.