February 2009 Archives
Lorne would just like to thank Scarlett Johansson's breasts for getting him through 'He's Just Not That Into You'.
Scarlett Johansson's breasts: "Thank you."
Nick Owen looks like a man who's had a stripey milkshake straw drilled into his skull. Then had the Will To Go On sucked out of him.
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Lorne Jackson - Sunday Mercury columnist
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