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Miaowww there, Keogh fans!

Exceedingly good time to be a country cat now the combine harvesters are out in force.

It's just a case of lying on the fringes of some far-off field, mouth open, and waiting for the spooked wildlife to run in. You've got to be careful for hedgehogs, however...and hares.

Nothing worse than a hare caught in the back of your throat.

It's a good year for the rodents, but you can overdose on small mammals and I've decided to cut down. No longer will I be having, 'one more for the rodent'.


Mike Lockley

Mike Lockley - Freelance humour writer and columnist

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