Snow joke for cats!

After days spent cowering in the airing cupboard, I enjoyed my first stroll today free from snow. And when I chased my tail, it actually hurt when I caught it.

Despite the freezing conditions, I didn't once wish I lived in hotter climes. Have you seen how skinny those moggies abroad are? Nothing looks worse than a Size O cat.

If it's so great abroad, why are there so many foreign cats in our country? Bloody
Persians coming to this country and taking our birds...

Some far off-lands are OK. They used to treat cats in Egypt as Gods and I'm trying the damnest to get the humans in our house to do the same. To hammer home the message, I sometimes leave the odd little pyramid in secluded corners of the property.

Mind you, Australia's the land of opportunity for cats. My cousin over there has opened the world's first laundry run by cats. "Excuse me," asked one customer, can you get milk stains out?"

"Sure," replied my cousin, "we'll have that stain licked in a minute."

Heard about the philosopher whose karma ran over his dogma?

Just a thought...Why hasn't anyone invented mouse flavoured catfood. They've already got fish-flavoured.