November 2009 Archives
Remember - a cat isn't just for Christmas. Treat it well and it'll be clawing your curtains well into July.
Remember - cute kittens don't stay cute kittens. I was cute once, then one day they picked me up and I sunk my teeth into their arm.
You can't bite and be cute. From then on, I wasn't cute.
They've done it again. Gone and left me.
At least this time I don't have to put up with a professional catsitter called Carl, who rolled on the carpet to 'bond' with me.
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