June 2009 Archives

Hi, Keogh the cat fans...

Big news. They're planning to open a trout fishery in my village.

That should send the cost of cat-flaps soaring: the one thing this neighbourhood has been missing is a top-class eatery.

I think it'll attract a lot more diners than the bins at the back of Mr Chan's takeaway. And sometimes you hadn't got a clue what you were eating.

Take those prawn balls, for example. What a con - prawns don't have any.

Mind you, the same goes for most of the Toms on our block.

We had it rough, me, mum and my five brothers and sisters.

Mum was abandoned by her owner five times, but managed to find her way back. Once, the owner took her so far away he got lost.

Each night the deluded humans scour the garden and adjoining countryside for the kitten lodger Kightly.

If she fails to come when they call, they rattle her nibbles. Like a fool, she comes, is picked up and carried inside the house.