Keogh The Cat : why cats are better than humans

I'm often asked, are cats better than humans.

I think we are, for the following reasons:

* Cats never 'miss' the litter tray.

* You can de-claw a cat, but try getting a man to trim his toenails.

* You never have to spend time with your cat's mother.

* You've got a lot more of a chance of taming a cat.