Keogh the cat : how to deal with humans

It's tough thinking of new ways to punish the humans.

Last night the Lockleys were all set for a rare night out.

The taxi arrived and, in an effort to delay their plans, I decided to dart indoors as soon as they opened the front door.

Since I 'wasted' the budgie and goldfish, they refuse to let me stop in on my own.

Not to appear like an idiot, Mike instructed his wife to wait in the taxi.

"Just going inside to check on my elderly mother," he shouted to the cabbie.

After five minutes, he returned to the vehicle.

"Everything OK?" asked Julie.

"Fine," he answered. "She was hiding under the bloody bed again. I had to poke her with a coathanger to get her out."