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Keogh the cat : you've got to laugh

By Keogh The Cat on Oct 31, 08 06:04 PM

Naff cat jokes of the week...

Q What looks like half a cat?

A The other half.


Q What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool?

A She had mittens.


Q What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot?

A A carrot.


Q
What do cat actors say on stage?

A Tabby or not tabby.

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