Keogh the cat : you've got to laugh
Naff cat jokes of the week...
Q What looks like half a cat?
A The other half.
Q What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool?
A She had mittens.
Q What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot?
A A carrot.
Q What do cat actors say on stage?
A Tabby or not tabby.