Keogh the cat : the big questions
Ever wondered what cats think about?
Here are the top topics on my mind:
* I could have sworn I heard the can opener.
* Is there something I'm not getting when humans make noise with their mouths?
* Why doesn't the Government do something about dogs?
* If dogs serve humans, and humans serve cats, why can't cats ever get these stupid dogs to do anything for us?
* Would humans have built a vast and complex civilisation of their own if we cats hadn't given them a reason to invent sofas and can openers in the first place?
* Oh, and yes, If there's a God, how can He allow neutering?
See you here tomorrow with my blog!