Keogh the cat : the big questions

Ever wondered what cats think about?

Here are the top topics on my mind:

* I could have sworn I heard the can opener.

* Is there something I'm not getting when humans make noise with their mouths?

* Why doesn't the Government do something about dogs?

* If dogs serve humans, and humans serve cats, why can't cats ever get these stupid dogs to do anything for us?

* Would humans have built a vast and complex civilisation of their own if we cats hadn't given them a reason to invent sofas and can openers in the first place?

* Oh, and yes, If there's a God, how can He allow neutering?

See you here tomorrow with my blog!