Keogh the cat : my pearls of wisdom

If you don't get your own way, lay across the keyboard until you do.

Curiosity never killed anything.

Climb your way to the top - why do you think they invented carpets?

Make your mark in this world - spray in each corner of the room.

Never forget to tell them you care - leave a dead rodent on the bed.

Don't miss another, more controversial, fact of feline life tomorrow!