Keogh the cat : the questions that need answering
Just a thought, or two.
Can any one of you cats tell me how I can catch my tail?
It really is doing me head in.
And do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?
Like I said, just a thought, or two.
Come back and visit me this Sunday. I have big news for you.
Bye for miaow .....
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Mike Lockley - Freelance humour writer and columnist
Try a tail spin. If that doesn't work, you could paws for thought...
Bilbo. I'm sure there must be a claws in your contract banning bad puns ...
Whats wrong with Ginger cats then Keogh? I've always been ginger, I'm told daily how gorgeous I am, I come from a very wealthy home and have my own room with play equipment!! I also have my own entrance in our mansion!