Recently by Andy Walker
If Flavio Briatore isn't booted out of QPR following his part in the F1 race-fixing scandal, then the Football League's 'Fit and Proper Persons Test' is a farce - simple as that.
I've come to accept that Fabio Capello won't come calling.
After all, why would the Italian turn to a goal-leaking centre-half lacking pace, whose only previous football experience was a season in the Birmingham Alliance Sunday League and the odd 5-a-side kickabout, to represent the Three Lions?
However, I have renewed faith that my big international call-up could still come thanks to my late Scottish grandmother.
Well with the Scotland squad already ten players short due to a crippling injury crisis - George Burnley, I'm your man!
I've always wanted to go to Japan as well.