Half Full, Half Empty - Episode 2
Please note: Half Full, Half Empty will be back in a fortnight due to Mat Empty's well-earned holiday to Skegness.
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Ha ha ha brilliant stuff again boys. Mat should go on X Factor - give the whole nation a laugh!
"Sultana", "Beyond me mate, not with our Doreen nowadays" and "That's a good bit of tactical advice that is"!!!!!! Tremendous!
Keep it up!
Football doesnt mean much to me but my god i could not stop laughing!!!
I've not laughed so hard since you named those peadophiles in the paper. I salute you!
I've not laughed so much sionce you named those peadophiles in the paper. I salute you!
Villa have never exactly played ‘Champagne Football’ - 'Bucks Fizz’ football is probably a much more accurate description.
Thank God Mat wasn't wasn't wearing a velcro-removable mini-skirt a la Cheryl Baker!!
Good work again boys…you’re like a modern day version of the Chuckle Brothers…keep it up ;-)
Don't forget to take your hanky to Skeggie you miserable old codger!
Is that boozer the Queens Head in Steelhouse Lane? Quality pub that
Ha-ha! Never mind Sultana, a series on Dave TV beckons
Love Eggs and Latex....I thought I'd logged onto something else for a minute lads!
SUPER AGAIN !
YOUR LIKE THE EARLY BADDIEL & SKINNER MAY BE YOU SHOULD START DOIN SOMETHING LIKE PHOENIX FROM THE FLAMES BUT WITH LOCAL TEAMS GREAT MOMENTS AND USE A LOCAL CLUBS MASCOT CALL IT SOMETHING LIKE BURNIN THRUSH! (AFTER THE ALBION)
BUT I WANT ROYALTIES !!!
Top top show gentlemen.
I thought we had cracked football coverage in the noughties by sticking a sexy blonde piece of skirt with a microphone and camera in the dressing rooms and in the dug out interviewing the manager during the game.
But no, alas I was wrong ... the future's bright the future's Half Full, Half Empty.
We might need some subtitles mind for your review of the Blue Square Premier!
Brilliant!
Nice to see Andy actually providing a couple of gags this week, rather than just sitting there looking like something from the Daily Mail letters page
Fange Fange Fange...
Gents,
We must meet up at some stage...
Vic
Head of Sky
Fantastic. This is the most hilarious thing I've ever seen.
Has anyone got a hanky to wipe away my tears of raucuous laughter
I haven't laughed so much since the last funeral I attended
Awesome!
This really adds yet another dimension to the paper - you make me actually want to pick up a paper and read it!!
Can't wait for the next installment - you guys are really funny!
Mat - loving the singing! The dance moves could do with a bit of work though....get Andy to show you some!!
Poor Doreen, she does have needs you know! Cracking episode, vvvvv funny
There's a thing called trying too hard you know. Embarrassing.