"To me, to you, to me, to you"

SLAPSTICK, farce, a distinct lack of laughs and a welcome ending.

Now it has finally been resolved, the Gareth Barry transfer saga should be turned into a feature length ChuckleVision film.

Well, the last time Final Word witnessed such relentless "to me, to you" nonsense involving someone called Barry it was from those cheap rate comedians up north.

Mind you, I doubt we'll see Barry Chuckle for quite a while...