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I'm so excited I can hardly contain myself - I may have just discovered a culinary delight that could wipe out the need for botox!

Well... maybe.

Apparently, those ice-cream and frozen yoghurt guru's, Ben & Jerry's, are collaborating with US scientists to develop an anti-aging ice-cream!

Fashion students everywhere, listen up!
There's a new kid in town and he's going to put you all to shame; you might as well hang up your shears and tape measures and go and do maths... or something equally as boring (sorry dad, your fellow mathematicians and number-crunchers, but I had to use something far less glamorous than fashion as an example).

Word on the street is that the only qualification you need to get your own high profile range these days is a footballer dad, ex-Spice Girl-turned-alleged-fashion-designer mum, and a collective brand name behind you. Know who I'm talking about yet?

Yeah. I bet you do.

That Lady Gaga eh. You can't exactly accuse her of being a shrinking violet, and definitely not a wallflower!

The lady famed just as much for her crazy outfits as her music has snatched hold of and dominated the headlines once more this week for sporting yet another 'shocking' outfit.
This time for her appearance at the VMAs and on Ellen DeGeneres' talk show.

So in the week I have worn pants bigger than even Bridget Jones herself in a bid to pull myself in at every side...yes I know, attractive, and not to mention the actual operation involved in putting them on/taking them off... ex-Sugababe Mutya Buena pops up in Heat magazine showing off her £5000 butt implants. Yes, I did indeed say butt implants - I know you were asking. And yes, I also said FIVE THOUSAND of her own great British Pounds.

Ladies, we need serious words.

Please look at the image below:

This weekend I shall mostly.... be wallowing in cider, fields and no doubt mud whilst prancing about to some of the most exciting music by the most exciting bands. Yes, I am going to the V Festival in Weston Park.

I am very excited about that.

I am not very excited, however, about the weather forecast and subsequently the prospect of rain. Which leads to mud. And rain soaked hair. And having to wear "waterproofs". And wellies. And wet clothes with nowhere to dry off...

What if.... David Beckham didn't change his underpants for three days at a time? Would you still find him as attractive? What about Gerard Butler, Clive Owen, George Clooney, Gary Barlow, Bradley Cooper, Cristiano Ronaldo... even Russell Brand?

OK, so I may have told a teeny white lie there. I don't actually mean you could be in Vogue the magazine, although this venture is related to the magazine. I mean you could actually sit in Vogue... in a Vogue Cafe!

OK OK, what the heck am I mumbling on about right?

Well, technically, if you don't plan to leave Brummie soil, or even the British shores, you'll not get to experience this whole shebang anytime soon, however if you live in or plan to go to say... Dubai, Singapore, Hong Kong, Uruguay, Bangkok amongst others, well, you might soon be able to sip your way through a super skinny latte, or a stiletto cocktail. Why? Well, those lovely people who bring us Vogue, and GQ for the gentlemen amongst us, are planning to open Vogue and GQ cafe's over there. Exciting huh?

Ooooh it's all happening in silly-celebsville this week isn't it!

And it's the usual suspects...

The Jordan and Cheryl debacle, Lindsay Lohan being sent down and Simon Cowell being sued for public humiliation on Britain's Got Talent... well, the latter was bound to happen eventually wasn't it, but then if you apply to be judged by the unforgiving Cowell surely you know you're going to get stung so why line yourself up for a downfall? Crazy.

So anyway, Jordan: Or Katie Price as she now likes to be called... oh wait, is she Katie Reid now? Katie Price-Reid? Well, whatever...

Yeah, you heard me. £100,000 SHOES!

Now, I love my shoes, and I love my Louboutins (well, I would if I actually had any), but ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND SMACKAROONIES AKA GREAT BRITISH POUNDS?!
Wow.
I could buy a small house for that. Maybe.
I could buy 100 £1000 pairs of shoes for that.
And even then it would be the biggest blow out I've ever made in my life so far... apart from blowing my student loan and overdraft in my first year of university. Yeah - clever.

Just think, the money one person will spend on buying those shoes could have fed thousands of starving people in third world countries...