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Throw out the scales, quit the gym, grab yourself that bar of chocolate and brace yourself for what I am about to tell you:

YOU can look perfect in under an hour!

Yes really! Gain that perfect hourglass figure, erase those wrinkles, plump up your lips.... you can do it all in less than one hour and all from the comfort of your own home! How? Well, watch this:

Fotoshop by Adobé from Jesse Rosten on Vimeo.

Hey, I only said "look" perfect. I never said actually become perfect, did I?

So... a belated Happy New year and I hope you all had a fabulous Christmas!
I know I know, I've neglected you a little of late. What can I say? A diva has to party! And then she has to catch up on her sleep. And THEN, on realisation that over the past two and a half years she's lost that perfect little toned, tight figure she worked so darn hard to get, and put on two and a half stone, she has to get back into that gym and run, jump, pump, lift, pull, stretch and crunch herself until she nearly collapses in an attempt to kick start her way to getting it back. Four days in and I'm in so much butt pain I'm walking like the tin man and bending like a 90 year old. Oh well.

So, excuses aside, and also to take my mind off the physical aches I'm currently sat on, I think it's time I shared my fabulous Selfridges experience with you just before Christmas.

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Sarah Morris - the Sunday Mercury's resident fashionista: pulls no punches when it comes to style.

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