June 2011 Archives

... it would most definitely be this one!

Look at its little hippy hippy shake ladies and gentlemen! Surely this is the cutest thing you have ever seen?

Dear oh dear Rihanna love... you clearly didn't take heed of my advice on how to walk, strut, dance and do just about everything in high heels did you?

Good work on the recovery tactics though honey. A true professional one might say:

Apparently there's now a 'cure' for grey hair. Scientists have discovered a protein, known as 'wnt' that is the key to keeping your hair colour as well as stimulating hair growth.... I bet Rooney wished he'd known that before getting needles poked into his head to transplant a bit of hair onto that balding scalp of his!

Who said Birmingham's rubbish? Who said we're not the second city and we have no culture, plans, events? And who missed Birmingham's fantastic bars, restaurants and independent shops off their weekly Women's mag, yet included Manchester, Edinburgh, London, Brighton, Nottingham... ? (Not that I would point that out of course. Ahem) Stand up, be counted and eat your hats sirs and madams, because this weekend Birmingham is transforming half of Digbeth into something that all music, dance and festival lovers will be overwhelmed with - a huge, totally mud-less music festival. BLISS! Yes, this weekend Birmingham is holding a festival in our very fair city. Or concrete city as I know some like to dub it.

Now boys, and indeed anyone who likes to see toned, female naked torsos, don't get too excited. Not yet anyway. However if the prospect of seeing a naked Pussycat Doll gets you more than a little bit hot under the collar, then please, read on.

Kelkoo, the un-sexy, un-stylish and slightly un-interesting, although probably helpful shopping and travel comparison website (sorry, Kelkoo, for the backhanded and semi-complimentary introduction there, but as a Diva I am not so susceptible to non fashion/style/gossip/shoe related websites. Don't take it personally), has teamed up with ex-Pussycat Doll, Kimberley Wyatt, who coincidentally is just about to release her single Goodbye/Goodnight, to reveal her over-flexible naked limbs to the online universe in return for a few clicks on their website. Clever aren't they.