Mutya: what a bum deal!
So in the week I have worn pants bigger than even Bridget Jones herself in a bid to pull myself in at every side...yes I know, attractive, and not to mention the actual operation involved in putting them on/taking them off... ex-Sugababe Mutya Buena pops up in Heat magazine showing off her ã5000 butt implants. Yes, I did indeed say butt implants - I know you were asking. And yes, I also said FIVE THOUSAND of her own great British Pounds.
Just one question.... WHY???
Most of us spend hours slogging away in the gym/pounding the roads/on the sports field, or spend ããã's on control pants, in a bid to minimise and compact our derrieres as much as possible, even if it means nearly killing ourselves off in process. So personally, the prospect of putting things inside your butt to make it even bigger (never mind spending ã5000 for the 'privilige')...well, quite frankly it is alien to me.
And actually, she could have saved herself the ã5000 and me my gym membership and just taken the extra bit of butt bouncing around behind me instead. Seriously. I would even pay her to take it. Sorry if that sounds a bit grose, and if I've just put you off your dinner, again, sorry, but honestly I would be more than happy to oblige. I might even be able to fit back into my skinny jeans for the first time this year. (Anyone else wanting to take me up on this offer, you know where to call!).
Do you know what else? I don't even think it looks that great. I'd even go as far as to say that I think it looks a little odd. And going further than how it looks, I can imagine it feels a bit bizarre too. I don't mean I want to grab Mutya's butt (the thought freaks me out slightly), I mean I imagine it would feel bizarre for her. Is it like having a numb bum when you sit down? Does it feel like you are sitting on funny little internal cushions all the time? Do they bounce around when you walk? Mutya, or in fact anyone, if you can answer these questions for me, please got in touch, or leave your comments below. I'm deadly serious - I'm intrigued!
At the same time however, apparently she's happy with the results. And I guess that's all that matters. I would urge her to take heed of my previous blog about leggings however.
And if anyone out there fancies doing a Mutya, I'd urge you to remember that surgery can go wrong... and if your butt goes wrong... well, take a look below!
That is all. I say nothing.
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