Gaga's no piece of meat!

And just when we thought there could be nothing left for her to shock us with other than actually turning up naked... although I'm sure there would be some sort of issue with security and indecency somewhere along the line with this, so maybe she'd just streak across the stage, or strip naked as she collected one of her plethora of awards? (Damn, did I just give her an idea there? In which case, can I also take the credit for it and any monetary profits that come as a result of it? Thanks.)

So what was this shocking outfit you ask me? Well! Following on from her being photographed in a meat bikini on the cover of Vogue Hommes Japan (well, it's hardly likely to be Vogue UK or US is it...aside from the fact that animal rights activists wouldn't allow it, for a start UK and US Vogue editors, Alexandra Shulman and the infamous Anna Wintour both have taste), Gaga turned up to the VMAs in what appeared to be an entire outfit resembling pieces of meat, with matching hairpiece, shoes and purse. Delightful.
Apparently it wasn't just a fashion statement, but more a political one, to represent standing up for your rights. Oh, and as she told Ellen DeGeneres, she's "not a piece of meat".

No Gaga. You're not just a piece of meat. You're actually a (somewhat crazy and loopy, yet) extremely talented young lady. Which you know. So why must you regularly insist on stripping down and flaunting your lady bits in little more than fashioned pieces of dental floss in nearly every single video or live performance? A little bit of a conflict of interests going on here perhaps? Or am I just being prudish and cynical in my opinion that you probably shouldn't expose yourself in day to day life and then try and imply you don't want to be seen as a 'piece of meat'.

That said, I have to hand it to Gaga, if nothing else (apart from obviously the media frenzy surrounding her), at least she managed to successfully detract from that horrendous, albeit very typical, revealing outfit that Cher was sporting (err, black skimpy underwear under a see-through body suit anyone?). In fact, I'm pretty sure it's the same outfit she was wearing about 20, maybe 30 years ago... obviously the 64 year old still refuses to grow old gracefully. But then we knew that from the hoo-ha about her plastic surgery so many years ago didn't we...

Oh Gaga. What on earth will you come up with next?