Boys stink, throw pants at them!

Well, according to a recent report, apparently one third of men admit to not changing their underwear for up to three days, with some admitting to turning them inside out, which is mostly due to laziness.

I have one word for you boys: DISGUSTING

I also have a question for you: If you don't change your pants for three days, does that mean you don't shower for three days? And if you do, why on earth would you want to put on already worn, probably smelly and soiled (!) undergarments onto clean skin? Especially my lovelies (or not so lovely if you are the said one third of smelly men), if you plan on getting 'lucky' with a lady at any point - the poor girl (or boy depending on which way you swing) is likely to be gassed out before you get down to any funny business whatsoever.

Gentlemen, come on. There is no, I repeat "NO" excuse for poor or non-existent personal hygiene.

And ladies and gentleman, to those of you who may find yourselves lured into the lairs of these dirty beasts that call themselves 'men', I have one warning for you: If the pants are inside out - RUN!

And just another thought, if you really can't be bothered to find a clean pair of underwear, why not just go commando? At least you won't have the remains of the day before next to your nether regions....