A lesson in leggings

Now, tell me what is wrong with it.... nope? can't see anything?

If you think any of the three ladies in leggings above look acceptable, then I am talking to you. Yes you. You in the leggings with your bum/camel toe hanging out.

But before I continue, please please please make sure that you and your leggings are not in view of he general public.

Right.

First of all, what are you thinking? Did your mother never tell you that it is not right to wear leggings without a long top or skirt over the top to cover your nether areas?
If she did, then you clearly didn't listen. Mother may not always be right in your eyes, but in this case she was.

Secondly, do you like the whole world to see the every single contour of your hip and thigh area - you know, that area that us girls tend to despise most?

Thirdly, have you never heard of camel toe?

Fourth, do you like to look at other girls bottoms and thongs through their trousers? No? Exactly (boys and lesbians you are not allowed to answer this question!)

Fifth... JUST STOP!

Basically, wearing leggings without enough material from a skirt or top to cover your backside is not now, never has been and never will be acceptable. Not only is it not a good look, you are also revealing near enough your entire nether regions to every Tom, Dick and Harry walking along the street.

Just. Don't. Do. It.

Jeggings yes, fine, because denim leggings are thick enough and taught enough to cover you appropriately and give you a good shape. But leggings, no.

If I could charge £1 for each time I witnessed patterned thongs and full bottoms THROUGH a pair of leggings teamed with a short T-shirt or top at the V festival last weekend, at the very least I'd be able to buy enough £3.70 pints of Strongbow to make me fall on the floor and pass out for the whole weekend!

Seriously girls, this kind of crime against fashion is not, I repeat NOT to be sported any time, any place or anywhere. Not even in the gym - and that's to the girl in my gym in Birmingham who wore a pair of very thin leggings with some delightful patterned pink knickers underneath - I shouldn't have been able to tell if you were even wearing pants or not!

Now, have I made myself clear? If not, then I'm afraid there is no hope for you and I order you to stay indoors, alone, until you decide not to wear leggings ever again. And if that means forever, then so be it. Harsh but fair I am afraid loves.

So to conclude, cover yourselves up, and if you insist on not, then wear a pair of jeggings instead.
Otherwise be prepared to reveal your womanly bits to the general public, receive scathing and disapproving looks and comments, and go down in a long list of crimes against fashion forever.