August 2010 Archives

Ladies, we need serious words.

Please look at the image below:

This weekend I shall mostly.... be wallowing in cider, fields and no doubt mud whilst prancing about to some of the most exciting music by the most exciting bands. Yes, I am going to the V Festival in Weston Park.

I am very excited about that.

I am not very excited, however, about the weather forecast and subsequently the prospect of rain. Which leads to mud. And rain soaked hair. And having to wear "waterproofs". And wellies. And wet clothes with nowhere to dry off...

What if.... David Beckham didn't change his underpants for three days at a time? Would you still find him as attractive? What about Gerard Butler, Clive Owen, George Clooney, Gary Barlow, Bradley Cooper, Cristiano Ronaldo... even Russell Brand?

OK, so I may have told a teeny white lie there. I don't actually mean you could be in Vogue the magazine, although this venture is related to the magazine. I mean you could actually sit in Vogue... in a Vogue Cafe!

OK OK, what the heck am I mumbling on about right?

Well, technically, if you don't plan to leave Brummie soil, or even the British shores, you'll not get to experience this whole shebang anytime soon, however if you live in or plan to go to say... Dubai, Singapore, Hong Kong, Uruguay, Bangkok amongst others, well, you might soon be able to sip your way through a super skinny latte, or a stiletto cocktail. Why? Well, those lovely people who bring us Vogue, and GQ for the gentlemen amongst us, are planning to open Vogue and GQ cafe's over there. Exciting huh?