July 2010 Archives

Ooooh it's all happening in silly-celebsville this week isn't it!

And it's the usual suspects...

The Jordan and Cheryl debacle, Lindsay Lohan being sent down and Simon Cowell being sued for public humiliation on Britain's Got Talent... well, the latter was bound to happen eventually wasn't it, but then if you apply to be judged by the unforgiving Cowell surely you know you're going to get stung so why line yourself up for a downfall? Crazy.

So anyway, Jordan: Or Katie Price as she now likes to be called... oh wait, is she Katie Reid now? Katie Price-Reid? Well, whatever...

Yeah, you heard me. £100,000 SHOES!

Now, I love my shoes, and I love my Louboutins (well, I would if I actually had any), but ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND SMACKAROONIES AKA GREAT BRITISH POUNDS?!
Wow.
I could buy a small house for that. Maybe.
I could buy 100 £1000 pairs of shoes for that.
And even then it would be the biggest blow out I've ever made in my life so far... apart from blowing my student loan and overdraft in my first year of university. Yeah - clever.

Just think, the money one person will spend on buying those shoes could have fed thousands of starving people in third world countries...