GOK's BACK! And he could be making YOU over!
Gok lovers gather round! I have some very very exciting news for you....
The one and only Mr Wan will be back with his next series of Gok's Fashion Fix, and it could be YOU who he's making over!
YES YES ME ME! I hear you cry... but how?
Well, he will be holding open auditions very soon, and one place targeted for him to visit is none other than our own West Bromwich!
Fantabuloso yes? So you wanna know how you can audition? Read on...
First of all, you need to be a crap dresser. Yes, sorry lovely fashionistas, but if you want to get the gift of Gok, you have to be drab. Or failing that, at least fake it.
So, my tips for you:
- Start wearing the same old clothes that you 'think' make you look slimmer but really just make you look like a big rotund sausage... or thereabouts...
- Stop doing your hair and make-up so well in the morning so you constantly look a little unkempt.
- Failing the unkempt look, why not style yourself as a frizzy haired, mulleted, eighties disco "queen"?
- Make sure your look is dated.
- Don't accessorise, but if you do, get it wrong!
Or, failing all of that, just model yourself on Pat Butcher for the duration of the applicaton process and I'm sure you'll simply shine through... as someone desperately in need of a hand from Gok.
OK? Are you ready to get unstylish for Gok? Did I mention that those chosen will not only receive a complete makeover, but they'll also bag themselves a completely new wardrobe....
Fabulous! In that case, all you need to do now is send an email over to gokmakeover@endemoluk.com with your name and contact details and ask for an application form.
But ladies, you need to be over 18.
Happy make-under!
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Sarah Morris - the Sunday Mercury's resident fashionista: pulls no punches when it comes to style.
What a pitty... he better looks than you and famous he is. Boring girl you are.
Yoda darling, try getting a sense of humour. If I'm that boring why did you take your precious time to find (out of two years worth of blogs)and read the two Gok blogs on here.
I guess thanks must be in order ;) xx
I wish all women would model themselves on Pat Butcher. Pam St Clement who plays her is a
lovely, mature woman. I mean, she is really sexy. I would be in her up to my conkers every night if I had the chance.