Katie & Peter don't like the truth, Kerry Katona Kerry Kershmona and Lily Allen's bearing her breasts

Hell, I even posted them a link via twitter direct to my last post, detailing my reasons... oooooh. Maybe they did actually read it and didn't like what they read. Shame.
Well, let's move on. I for one am pretty darn sick of hearing about them. Oh, which brings me to one last point... 'What Katie did next'? Another 'look at me' reality TV show from Katie aka Jordan. Could that woman BE any more self obsessed? Vile.
(And believe it or not, I actually used to like her)

Now for my next victi..err, subject: Kerry Katona.
What a scandal. Right? Whatever.
Come on. SHOCK HORROR: KERRY KATONA IN COCAINE SNORTING HELL
Give me a break please. She's hardly Kate Moss. So she lost the deal with Iceland. Quite frankly she should have lost it a long time ago. Not that I'm being judgemental (ahem), but who on this earth, for the past few years at least (oddly since she split from Brian from Westlife) has ever considered her any kind of role model or *good* motherly figure?
Sorry, I can't quite hear anyone....
Precisely. No one. Nobody. Nada. Zilch.
So there's nothing to worry about there - mothers, your daughters aren't going to be emulating her anytime soon. Besides, if it's an attention seeking ploy for that bloke of hers... need I say anymore?

And finally. Lily Allen.

Now I do like our Lily. She's cool. I never used to like her songs, but she soon grew on me. And then shrunk on us all. In weight that is, and after announcing she would never conform to the skinny pop stereotype ideal... well, no worries about that sweetie, we never believed you anyway. But darling, just because you've lost weight and are, I must admit, looking fabulous right now, it doesn't mean you have to go braless in see-through tops in very public places all the time, ie the Ashes, the high street, on stage...
Babe, you look great. We've seen you topless on the beach, let's leave that there. There's no need to flaunt your lady bumps in the middle of the road now is there.

Phew. Right. I'm off for a Friday glass of vino. Ciao!

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