Katie and Peter for Jeremy Kyle!

Think about it;
One grossly overpaid, untalented, fame and publicity hungry, tangoed and half naked chav, meets fledgling, pumped up, tangoed, one-time pop 'star', on a reality TV show designed to push failing 'celebrities' back into the spotlight and help them earn a bit of cash and adoration from the general public (because let's face it, what else can they do?).
They instantly lust after each other, spark up a relationship and consummate it with a fairytale wedding that looks fit for plastic toy icons Barbie and Ken.
They have a few kids, release a naff duet cover version as a single and film their 'life behind closed doors' for TV and the whole world to see, publicly humiliating and exploiting, each other, AND their poor kids in the process.
They then, after raking in more cash than most of us could ever dream of, decide that the relationship is no longer working, throw caution to the wind and carry on airing their now even dirtier laundry to the general public worldwide. Literally. If one of them is wearing any at all.

OK... not quite ready for Jeremy Kyle just yet. But stay with me...

So after deciding this isn't enough, one of them goes off the rails, nakedly and drunkenly cavorting and romping with numerous other men, all the while ensuring the paparazzi is capturing every moment, to 'prove' to hubby (and the world) that she's over him, has still 'got it' and is enjoying herself... oh, and err, appearing in pap shots in national and international newspapers and magazines just to make sure her kids know what a fantastic mother and role model she is for them.
This is then followed by spiteful finger-pointing, accusations and comments, via tabloids and magazine 'exclusives', directed towards hubby, who so far only shows himself being a dad and taking care of the kids while mummy goes out to play.
Hubby takes it for so long, being respectable, keeping schtum... then decides if she can sell her story, so can he, and speaks out. Not to the extent of wifey though.
Then, he thinks, "oooh, this is so popular with the worlds media, why not use it to relaunch my singing career" again. And so the single is launched...
And so the feud continues....

.... Right onto Jeremy Kyle!!!

Well, so far not, but come on - Katie/Jordan/whatever you are right now, and Peter, and Mr Kyle - PLEASE you've played it all out if front of us so far - let us now have our say! Hey - it could do wonders for the ratings!

Maybe I should get the ball rolling and compose a letter to Ms Price...