NEW First Kiss love potion!

By Sarah Morris on Mar 26, 09 11:22 PM in Gossip

On Monday I was delighted to receive a rare package at work - it contained not one, not two, but THREE perfumes! How exciting!

I looked at the perfumes... I've not seen these before I thought. Naturally I look to see the designer name: My heart sinking slightly, I discover there isn't a designer name. Still, not one to complain about a freebie I carry on to find out the names of the perfumes...

Well! This IS exciting indeed! The three have a brand name in common - 'Parfums Love'
Perfume no1: 'You and Me'
Perfume no2: 'My Love'
Perfume no3: 'First Kiss'

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Do I have an admirer who is expressing his desire for me in a slightly imaginitive way?
Sadly, no.
The problem, you see, is that I soon discover these perfumes are accompanied by a press release and have been sent by a PR. A female PR at that... damn!

It turns out that these perfumes are also aimed at teenagers and again, sadly, I am 6 1/2 years too old to technically be classed as even an older teenager. To be honest, I'll stick to my Vivienne Westwood perfume anyway - I'm getting on a bit now and inevitably stuck in my classier ways.

And anyhow, 'Parfums Love'? Next they'll be telling us that it's a new educational approach to teaching kids about the birds and the bees! In fact, if you see their website (click here), you can play that age old game of typing in (your name) LOVES (the object of your affection's name) and clicking 'calculate' to see how compatible you are. Well, I tried this too. It didn't work. Probably a good thing as the only vaguely attractive men that immediately sprung to mind (as is usually the case I am increasingly finding) were either a) already in a relationship, b) married or c) gay... oops!

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