If there's one thing that we just can't seem to get away from at the moment, it's got to be reality TV shows. Don't deny it. Whether you love them or hate them, you will find yourself watching one at some point over the next few weeks, even if it's by accident.

Initially, I have to admit, I thought 'great!' here's a chance for the mere general public who haven't so far been lucky to find fame and fortune, to actually have a bash and try our luck.

Well, Big Brother ruined that for us all by finding the weirdest, loopyest and most undesirable members of the British public to 'represent' the rest of us 'normal', decent members of the British public, and then treat them like performing monkeys in a zoo... although if they were actually performing monkeys in a zoo, chances are animal rights activiists would have had channel 4's guts by now.

It has become apparent that it's not just the ladies who favour cosmetic surgery on their breasts. Men have been at it too!

I can just imagine it - men walking around with Jordanesque 'lady' lumps on their chest...
Could they really love football so much they would be prepared to wear their heart on their chest and go for the football-on-chest 'look' favoured by many a tacky glamour model? Maybe they just like female breasts so much they want a pair of their own....
Wouldn't THAT be bizarre?

Gok lovers gather round! I have some very very exciting news for you....

The one and only Mr Wan will be back with his next series of Gok's Fashion Fix, and it could be YOU who he's making over!

YES YES ME ME! I hear you cry... but how?

Well, he will be holding open auditions very soon, and one place targeted for him to visit is none other than our own West Bromwich!

Fantabuloso yes? So you wanna know how you can audition? Read on...

First it was David Beckham sending us all a little bit hot under the collar with those rather steamy images of his rather hot body in those rather controversial (in terms of 'enhancement'... alledgedly) Armani underwear ads.... phew!

That Victoria is one lucky lady...

...now it's none other than Cristiano Ronaldo's turn.

A little like our David, if he doesn't speak (or perhaps in this case winge/dive/act like a total loser on the pitch when he doesn't get his own way) then his attractiveness far surpasses any other living male human being... in a photoshoot.

Who'd have thought it hey? But apparently, it's happening already:

SuBo is taking over the world!

First it was Britain's Got Talent, then it was the internet, then she took over America with her previous less-than-charming appearance, but voice-like-an-angel...

Now, according to StyleList, she's soon set to take over our wardrobes, if their "Susan Boyle - Look for Less" feature is anything to go by!

We've all been there - had a bit of a clear out, found a few things we bought on a whim about two years ago that have so far never been worn or used, but that on principal we don't want to give away because it would a) be like throwing away hard earned cash, and b) well, we'd quite like a bit of extra cash anyway - especially since that last credit card statement just gave us a mini heart attack (although that actually happens to me every month).

So - hooray for Ebay! Yes?

Well, so I thought...

Take a look at this clip of the sublimely talented Lady GaGa back in the day.

We know she's good, but this is REALLY good! (And there's not a leotard, weird head thing or blonde hair in sight)

Boys. Have any of you ever worried that you might have a few more feminine tendencies than perhaps some of your other male friends? Well, if you take a look at this BBC report , apparently it could all be down to the plastic chair your mum used to sit on when you were but a teeny weeny little foetus growing in her womb.

Bizarre? Yes! But very possible by the sounds of it.

(I'm sure it's a little more complicated than that, but I like the sound of it put this way.)

In fact, pretty much anyone could. You don't need to diet, exercise, grow a few inches or even subject yourself to any form of surgery. All you need in fact, is a touch of make-up, a good blow dry and your own handy computer geek!

Why? Watch this....

Cindy Crawford has spoken out about the current state of the fashion industry, telling German magazine Bunty:

"I would not have become a supermodel in 2009. I look too healthy."

Too healthy?

I've never heard of such as thing as being too healthy... unless you're looking at it in terms of the fashion industry it would seem.
So, we should all be aspiring to unhealthy levels of skinny in order to be successful should we? Well, that's evident - look how the body mass of the certain celebs I've blogged about recently has deteriorated significantly the more successful they have become.
In the fashion industry's terms, too healthy would be translated as 'too fat'.