Are X-Factor twins Jedward sex symbols just like Twilight star Robert Pattinson?

Other top 20 hot contenders in the poll by www.getpark.co.uk include Joe McElderry, Kellan Lutz, Angela Jolie, Cheryl Cole and Olly Murs - all pretty predictable.

And while I can't see the appeal of Simon Cowell myself it's hardly surprising that he ranks at number 14.

I've met hordes of women who go weak at the knees for the media mogul and once witnessed a scantily-clad Emmerdale actress shamelessly throwing herself at him at an awards ceremony with the opening gambit, "You know I fancy ya don't ya?" Simon, as you'd expect, smiled coolly and carried on walking.

It's actually following Simon's ranking that things start to go a little strange.

Santa at 15 I can just about overlook. It is Christmas after all.

But who should follow Justin Timberlake at number 17? A Hollywood hunk? A sporting hero? A sexy singer?

Nope, none other than everyone's favourite two-left-footed, tone deaf twins John and Edward. Ugh.

While I enjoyed laughing at Jedward on X Factor, the thought of kissing them (even worse TOGETHER) under the mistletoe makes me feel just a little bit bilious.

Surely no one would actually go there bar the Cheeky Girls? And they'd only do it for the publicity...

So, moving on, Jedward are followed at number 19 by poor Una Healy from The Saturdays (bet she's thrilled) - which brings us nicely to number 20.

When 5000 people were polled on who they'd most like to snog under the mistletoe, the 20th most popular answer was MY DOG.

Words escape me.

SO WHO'D GET YOUR VOTE?