Results tagged “carol vorderman” from Sunday Mercury - Lorne Jackson Online
Brace yourselves, maths fans, it's time to focus your meticulous minds.
I've got a complicated problem for you to figure out.
Okay: take one deadly-dull afternoon programme, one that should have been cancelled decades ago.
Now subtract its big-headed female presenter.
What do you end-up with?
It's a trick question, of course.
Because nothing changes.
Countdown plus Carol Vorderman is the same as Countdown minus Carol Vorderman.
Guff for geeks.
Yet what was last week's major news?
The terrible tragedy of Carol being forced from her job as the pouting number-cruncher on the Channel 4 show, after bosses demanded she accept a 90% pay cut.