The A-Z of Twilight

Spotted this on the Daily Mirror website. I am thinking it was probably written by a teenage girl.
This is the Mirror's A-Z of Twilight...
Apparitions: Whenever Bella is in danger she catches glimpses of Edward.
Buff boys: It's not just Taylor and RPattz making us swoon. Kellan Lutz, Jackson Rathbone and Alex Meraz are all hot too
Cliff diving: The hunky Quileute tribe jump off the cliff for kicks but when Bella does - it's not quite as pretty.
Dream sequences: He may have disappeared but fans will still get their much-needed Edward Cullen fix thanks to Bella's dreams. Woohoo
Edward: Our romantic hero's name was inspired by "Edward Fairfax Rochester" from classic Charlotte Bronte novel Jane Eyre.
Forks: The real-life town boasts its own Bella Burger served in popular local eaterie Sully's - complete with plastic fangs
Growling: Those werewolves are seriously vocal
Hunky hero: Jacob may be a boy in Twilight but he's a fully fledged superhero in New Moon. Bring it on
Imprinting: Werewolves have no choice over their life partners - it really is love at first sight. Now if we could just bump into Jacob. Sigh.
Jacksonville: Is the city in Florida where Bella's "mom" Renee lives.
Killings: Bella's cop father is on high alert after a number of ramblers have been "attacked" by animals - but we know Victoria and Laurent are on the rampage.
Lucky: How many times can Bella escape death? Seriously: That girl has nine lives:
Montepulciano: Is the medieval Italian town where they filmed the Volterra scenes.
Newtons: Is the store where Bella works with her not-so-secret admirer Mike.
OMG: Have you seen how many fit fellas there are in New Moon? Get your ticket NOW.
Paper cut: It is a tiny cut on Bella's finger which causes Jasper to lunge for Bella - and for the Cullens ultimately to leave town. Boo.
Quileutes: The real life Native American Quileute tribe have lived on the land that is now Washington State for thousands of years. Tribe members still live on the reservation and run the town and beach of La Push.
Rebel without a cause: Edward's departure sees accident-prone Bella attempting to risk her life in any way possible.
Screaming: After Edward leaves, Bella constantly cries out in her sleep.
Tattoo: Each member of the wolf tribe has a black tattoo that symbolises 'strength in togetherness'. We'd love to get a closer look. Grrr.
Undies: Taylor Lautner can't wait until the day a fan asks him to sign her underwear: Your wish is our pleasure, Taylor
Vancouver: A lot of filming for the Twilight saga takes place in Vancouver, Canada - locations including the David Thompson Secondary School - or Forks High School as we know it
Wrinkly alert: Bella is terrified of ageing compared to forever youthful Edward. Who can blame her?
X-rated: New Moon features dozens of gorgeous torso shots of the wolf gang: We can't wait
Yippee: There are still two more Twilight films to go
Zombie-fied: Poor Bella's four month 'zombie' mood will be portrayed in New Moon with her sitting by her bedroom window as the season change behind her. Get the tissues in now, girls
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Brilliant. Love it. Particularly:
'OMG: Have you seen how many fit fellas there are in New Moon? Get your ticket NOW'
- this beats even the Urban dictionary... I presume